Mood: Exhausted and sleepy
Status – Fair
Hookah Smoking – Minimum
So question: Are indian women becoming the new chinese female driver?
I’ve noticed a very disturbing trend in recent months that has only seen an increase in the more recent weeks. It’s auntie drivers who can’t drive. I’m not sure where they are coming from. Are they being scientifically produced without their driving DNA by some person with a sick sense of humor, or are they coming more from the mother country, I don’t know but I intend to find out. Here are the stats of one crazy desi auntie who drives consistently out of control or without knowledge that there are other people on the road.
Auntie Reem
Age: 47
Weight: looks fat
Height: Almost midget
Kids: 3
Drives: Lexus Rx
Worst Habit: On phone while driving
Worst Incident: Hit a car that wasn’t moving as she did a circle in the middle of the intersection because she decided she needed to go the opposite way
Cost: $5600 + Ticket
Anyway, these last few weeks have definitely become a bit more peaceful. Peaceful in the sense that a looming negative monkey isn’t creating a hostile environment for me anymore. I definitely feel better as of late. Now just gotta keep motivated to accomplish this years goals. Yeah, I still make new year goals for the year. I feel it’s important to have some to accomplish, otherwise you’re just living same life as previous year. Year’s are arbitrary as one can choose to change anytime in their existence, however it’s a good timeline if one doesn’t have motivation to trick their mind to believe change is possible whenever and wait for new year to bring new hope. I do it, I’ve gotten lazy in it, like everything will go better next year. Let’s make it a good year, etc but there is a certain amount of control one can take in their life, just how you take advantage of the system. Now that was one serious run-on sentence.
God damn I’m so tired today, can hardly keep my eye open. Breakfast this morning was $2.91, which I feel is pretty damn cheap. eggs, sausage, and hashbrown. Basically a dollar an item. Since I don’t eat lunch, I started eating breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day…..really? Why? What if I stay awake all night and sleep during the day….that would mean dinner is most important meal of the day. fuck, this part of the post makes no sense
I should probably stop and wait till I can be a little more coherant.
yea you sound tired. you went from dissing desi women to you eating breakfast, haha. at least you acknowledge your randomness without directly announcing it and with a reasonable excuse. focus man, focus.